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Top TEN Collections of Rajesh dai’s facts

1. Rajesh dai doesnt celebrate tihar coz once he did, universe was formed

2. Rajesh dai can hack internet from a calculator

3. Rajesh dai was once gym instructor of a skinny person. Today he is known as Arnold.4. Only Rajesh dai can block Mark Zugerberg on facebook5. Rajesh dai was once cutting his long nails. Today we know it as JAGDAMBA STEELS

6. Rajesh dai suffered from cold and sneezed. That’s why a strong tornado occured in USA.

7. Earthquake occurs if rajesh dai performs break dance

8. A bus was badly damaged in an accident. Police found that it had collided with a bicycle rode by RAjesh dai


9. Rajesh dai can sell e-bay to e-bay from e-bay

10. Rajesh dai wasn’t born. The world just came to know of his existence today

If Facebook gets banned,

we’ll see people roaming in the streets with
their picture in their hands crying and
screaming:
DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?
*Extraordinarily ENGINEERING Student*
Teacher: “Do you know Avogadro’s Number”?Student: “Avogadro Keta thiyo ki keti”?
Teacher: “Keta”
Student: “Sorry Dude, Ma keta haru ko number rakhdina ni” 😉 😛
 Haku एउटा जागिर खान परो भनेर, एक
कम्पनीमा Interview दिनलाई गएछ…
Boss: Well! What’s your name?
Haku : My name is Haku
Boss: Ok, let me check your word
power
Haku : Yes sir !
Boss: Tell me the opposite of “Good”
Haku : Bad
Boss: Come

Haku : Go
Boss: Fast
Haku : Slow !!
Boss: Ugly
Haku : Hochi (होची)
Boss: HOCHIIIIIII ?????????
Haku : अग्ली
Boss: Shut up!
Haku : Keep talking
Boss: Ok now stop all this!
Haku : Ok now start all this!
Boss: अरे यार !!!!!!!
Haku : अरे दुश्मन !!!!!!!!!!
Boss: साला चुप लाग
Haku : साली बोलिराख
Boss: Oh God !!!
Haku : Oh Devil
Boss: Get out …….!!!!!
Haku : Come in
Boss: You are “REJECTED”
Haku : I am “SELECTED”
hurrrrrrreeeeee ,
Thank You Sir .
New update:
Ek din aauta mancha perfium lina nepal ko sabai vanda tholo pasal ma gaya 6. Teha tyo mancha le sabai perfium try garyo tra uslai kunai pani man parena taha rajesh hamal pani perfium kinana gayako raha6 tyo man6a rajesh ko aaghadi jada teslai eak dam suganda aayo tyo man6 le rajesh lai sodyo rajesh dai tapai le kun perfium lagaunu vayako rajesh musu musu hasdai vanchan ara vai yo kaha mero perfium ko suganda ho ra yo mero ta pad ko ganda po ho ta.
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राजेश दाईलाई अस्ती सुटिङ गर्दा तिर्ख लगेछ । तर सुटिङ स्पटमा पानी नै रहेनछ । दाईले नजिकैको नदीमा गएर पानी खानु भएछ, पानी खानासाथ नदीहरुमा पानीको जलस्थर एक्कासी घटेछ ….. त्यसै कारणले गर्दा लोडशेडिङ बढेको हो रे । दाईलाई सुसु आयो भने त ठुलो बाढी आउछ कि भनेर वातावरण मन्त्री टेनसनमा हुनुहुन्छ रे ।

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Bill gates (फुर्ती लाउदै) : यदी बिहान म आफ्नो car मा घरबाट हिंडे भने बेलुका सम्म पनि आफ्नो पुरै property घुम्न भ्याउदिन …… राजेश दाई (हाँस्दै) : म सँग पनि पहिला त्यस्तै थोत्रो car थियो, मैले त बेची दिए 😛
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#Jaba kunai ketiko Biwaha hun6.suhagrat agadi Dulahilai sathiharuko sallaha.:-
*Gaugharko Aaimai:Je je gar6 garna dinu la.*Ardha sikshit Aaimai: Je jasto bhayapani sahanu pa6i aafai thik hun6.

*Modern Aaimai: chinta garchhes yar talai sabai thaha 6.*Bidesh basera farkeki kt: Oii kunai new style rahe6 bhane malai pani sikau Hai.
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Some 100 years ago a huge dark cloud was hovering over china and thousands died of lung cancer…. Chinese doctors didn’t know that rajesh dai was smoking Shikhar Churot !!!!!
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Rajesh dai le ek din Christopher Columbus bhanne manchhe lai “Ja yo address ma gayera malai alikati blackberry lyaide” bhanera afno sailing boat dinu bhako, tyo ta janne bhayera America maile patta lagako bhanera hidna thalechha. Anyway, kalle pattyayo ra? Sabailai thaha chha ni yo earth ko sabai kuna kapcha Rajesh dai le patta lageko bhanera… Ki kaso
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राजेश हमालले चिच्याउदा हल भत्किने डरले बिदेशीहरुले राजेश दाईको फिल्म आफ्नो हलमा देखाउने हिम्मत गर्न सक्दैनन्।

 

 

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